Sex and the Single Soccer Mom

Oh, sweet suitor! My ego loves your words, even if my mind cringes at the lack of spelling and proper punctuation. As sweet and flattering as your appeal may be, I don’t think we are meant for each other. Still, you do make my “Winner of the Day” post for the  most excessively flattering email I’ve received in awhile.

Movie Producers: I’m available for work. Call me…

Hello Miss Beautiful, and how r u? I just want u to know that words can’t explain just how very very Beautiful u r. Ur profile is one of a kind never read a profile like urs. Miss Beautiful u r the kind of WOMAN THAT A MAN DREAMS ABOUT. Ur Face and Smile is one in a million, u should be in movies. A MAN like me would treat u just like the True Queen that u r. I would like to know u name, my name is ****. I hope to hear from u soon

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