Sex and the Single Soccer Mom

Part of me thinks this would be an easy $50. The other part of me thinks: “Sure…you just want me to LOOK at your penis.” Still, it is one of the more amusing ones that I’ve read!

A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We’ve tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us buy it. I don’t want to see his penis and he doesn’t want to see mine. I don’t want my girlfriend looking at his penis and he doesn’t was his looking at mine.

So… We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger. We can’t pay much. $50?

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